Microsoft Award Team #1

On Fri, Nov 25, 2011 at 9:21 PM, <w*****************@bellsouth.net> wrote:

Microsoft Award Team
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London
SM1 4te United A Kingdom.
Batch: 12/25/0340

THE MICROSOFT  COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held on the (18th November 2011) by Microsoft Award Promtion, your email was among th 20 Lucky winners who won £ 1,000,000.00each on the THE MICROSOFT COMPANY PROMOTION

However the results were released on 19th  November 2011 and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2006) and ballot number (BT:12052006/20 The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the  internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over  250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed  by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

In other to claim your£1,000,000.00 prize winning, which has been deposited in a designated bank. However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the Promotion manager of THE MICROSOFT COMPANY for verification and then
your winning cheque of  £ 1,000,000.00 has already been written  in your favour.

NAME 
SEX:    
ADDRESS
EMAIL
PHONE:.
OCCUPATION:
COMPANY:
COUNTRY:.

AMOUNT WON. £ 1,000,000.00

Please you are adviced to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through email or fax for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank.

(CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER)
Name: Mr. Terry Martins
E mail : j************@hotmail.com

You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).
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Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,

Agent Mrs Rose Wood
Management

Hussain Biyari #2

On Tue, Nov 22, 2011 at 11:18 AM, Dennis Reynolds <d************@gmail.com> wrote:

This may not be something that you believe, but I think we were meant to do business together.  You see, I have long dreamed of traveling the world.  To date, however, I have been unable to finish this task.  The closest I have come is visiting a part of a city called China Town, and also Los Angeles, USA, which is very much like our neighbor to the south, Mexico.  Do you have Chinese people entering Malaysia?  I know they built a wall to keep you out, but maybe you are friends now, like we Americans are with the Germans (to the best of our knowledge, they are not Nazis anymore).  Malaysia is a great place, I hear.  Do the Russians bother you?  I know that being between two very large countries can be foreboding.

I see you are a financial director.  Are you the "Steven Spielberg" of the Malaysian investment bank industry?  Sorry, that was a bad joke.  Have you ever seen a Steven Spielberg movie?  I personally like Raiders of the Lost Ark, though that might have been directed by George Lucas.  Did you ever see that?  Remember when the faces melted off?  That was terrifying when I was a child.  That movie also had Nazis, though please don't forget Germany is now our friends.  I think America and Malaysia are friends too, but I'll have to check Wikipedia.

I am so excited to do business with you.  As I may have said before, I had a dream about Malaysia last night.  The dream didn't have such a lucrative investment opportunity in it, but I still will take it as a sign from Almighty God.  Are you a God-fearing man, Mr. Hussain Biyari?  I would love to do business with you but I would feel uncomfortable doing business with a man that had not taken our Lord Jesus Christ into his heart.  Please tell me as soon as possible that you are an honest Christian man and we can get down to business.

Once the matter of your faith has been cleared up, I strongly feel I can trust you in this endeavor.  A 50/50% split sounds fair for all parties, especially when the plan is 100% risk-free.  However, I repeat, REPEAT!  If you are NOT a Christian, God-fearing man, I cannot do business with you.  I need to know that I am working with someone that would love his fellow man the way he does his own wife and family dog. (You don't eat them, right?  I like lots of ethnic foods, like burritos and egg rolls, but I draw the line at dogs.  Except maybe wolf meat.)

Please forward me all information on this transaction and the requirements you will have of me.  Also, please assure me of your faith, as it is vital to our working together.

Together in Christ the Lord,
Dennis Reynolds

Hussain Biyari #1

2011/11/16 Hussain Biyari <d**@cawi.org>
 

My name is Mr. Hussain Biyari,I am a financial director with RUSD Investment Bank Inc (Labuan) Malaysia. I have a prospect in my office that will be of great benefit to us . I can assure you it is 100% risk free and legitimate, We will share in the Ratio of 50/50 % at the end of a successful deal. All i require is your honest co-operation,dedication and trust for the success of this deal.
   I'll send you details of the proposal if you are interested and any other requirements you desire to confirm the authenticity of this proposal.

For more details please contact me via the email below: h************@yahoo.com.hk

Sincerely,

Hussain Biyari.

Farrah Malik #2

On Tue, Nov 22, 2011 at 9:30 AM, Dennis Reynolds <d************@gmail.com> wrote:
 
Good morning Farrah! (Or is it afternoon there?  Time zones are confusing!)

I am so glad to be in receipt of your e-mail of October 28th.  You see, I am sympathetic to the plight of the Iraqi people, due to the havoc wreaked on your great nation by our former war-dog president george bush.  (I won't even capitalize his name so as to show my lack of respect.  I wish I could throw my shoes at the man, but he is in Texas, which is a different state from where I live.  Do you have anything like states in Iraq?  Probably not.  Your country is the same size as my individual state almost.  But what Iraq lacks in landmass, it more than makes up for in history, beauty and splendor.  Also oil.)

First, let me express my condolences on the loss of your husband.  The capitalist pig george w bush (<---no capitalization) has turned your once-great company into a war-torn hell and I wish to apologize on that dog's behalf.  It is sad that you cannot sustain yourself as a registered nurse in Iraq.  In America, nurses make over $80000 US dollars every year.  But it's rude of me to tell you this when you're trying to feed yourself and your daughter, Basirat.  Rest assured that you have not disturbed my peace, as I am disturbed every day by the torment caused in the Arab world by our pig presidents.

I know it has been several weeks since your original correspondence, but I wanted to ensure that you were able to transfer your funds.  I hate to think of a 10 year old girl eating dirt off the street in order to survive, even if the dirt contains such a large amount of light sweet crude.  While I hate what has been done by the pig dog george bush and his successor, the dog pig barack obama, I did not care for Saddam Hussein.  Though men with moustaches are highly thought of in your great nation, in America men with moustaches are often suspected of molesting children such as your dear Basirat.  Other suspicious activities are owning a van or being the assistant coach of a major college football program. (American football, not real football). 

So I wish to help you obtain your Saddam Hussein-liberated funds.  Please let me know the procedure.  You say that there is nothing to worry about, and I TRUST you, Farrah.  The vault is in London?  You may not know this, but America was once at war with England, also.  But now they are our friends.  Perhaps in time, America and Iraq can be friends in the same way.  One day I hope that our leaders can join hands and kiss cheeks without worry that the pig American people will accuse them of homosexuality. 

I suppose this will be my letter of acceptance, but I am confused about your desire to "get it on".  It must have a very different meaning in Iraq as it does here in America.  Nonetheless, could you kindly send a picture of yourself so I can consider this offer to "get it on"?  You said you anticipate leaving Iraq very soon, so it might be a possibility.

Together in spirit,

Dennis Reynolds

Farrah Malik #1

2011/10/28 Farrah Malik <f********@ray.ocn.ne.jp>

I’m glad to to be in touch with you finally, I’m an Iraqi woman, by name Farrah Malik, a learned retired registered nurse here in Baghdad, 40yrs old, have a daughter of10yrs old,Basirat ,...I served at MOSUL UNIVERSAL HEALTH-CARE IRAQ, I never meant to disturb your peace but in a briefly, would use my little knowledge in English to reveal a top secrete to you and please kindly hear me out.

You must be aware of the situation here in Iraq, the killings and brutalities and attacks by insurgents. My husband died in a bomb attack and the secrete to you right now has never been revealed to a soul, he and some of his late friends secretly moved some amount of money that was hidden in one of the Saddam Husein's caves as they were Anti-Saddam of  which for 18 months now no trace and nothing said about. He confided in me before his death  regarding the funds, as if he knew he was going to die.

I seek your attention for an investment offer in your country because your kind assistance in receiving these funds will be appreciated, for the purpose of investment. 70% of the total will be set aside for a good business Investment while an offer of 30% is made available to you hope you'll appreciate that in good faith. I'm not asking much from you but rather a hand of assistance in moving the funds out of the London security vaults where it's been deposited under temporal immunity coverage. I can assure you that being the only one aware of this secretes, I will make all the claiming documents available to you upon your letter of acceptance.

Iraq, is a war zone and my life here cannot be predicted as anything can happen at any time, religion does not permit me to leave here without following the due process and rules, so would seize this opportunity to have the funds invested for good rather than die and the funds left unclaimed, yet I believe, I will be out here in a short while. Note that the process would encounter no hitch as it is a risk free transaction, let me say that "TRUST" should be our major objective in this venture as you'll be in control of it all. Until my mission is completed. Can you, be trusted?

Kindly send me your quick letter of acceptance so we could get it on.

Farrah Malik.