On Tue, Nov 22, 2011 at 11:18 AM, Dennis Reynolds <d************@gmail.com> wrote:
This may not be something that you believe, but I think we were meant to do business together. You see, I have long dreamed of traveling the world. To date, however, I have been unable to finish this task. The closest I have come is visiting a part of a city called China Town, and also Los Angeles, USA, which is very much like our neighbor to the south, Mexico. Do you have Chinese people entering Malaysia? I know they built a wall to keep you out, but maybe you are friends now, like we Americans are with the Germans (to the best of our knowledge, they are not Nazis anymore). Malaysia is a great place, I hear. Do the Russians bother you? I know that being between two very large countries can be foreboding.
I see you are a financial director. Are you the "Steven Spielberg" of the Malaysian investment bank industry? Sorry, that was a bad joke. Have you ever seen a Steven Spielberg movie? I personally like Raiders of the Lost Ark, though that might have been directed by George Lucas. Did you ever see that? Remember when the faces melted off? That was terrifying when I was a child. That movie also had Nazis, though please don't forget Germany is now our friends. I think America and Malaysia are friends too, but I'll have to check Wikipedia.
I am so excited to do business with you. As I may have said before, I had a dream about Malaysia last night. The dream didn't have such a lucrative investment opportunity in it, but I still will take it as a sign from Almighty God. Are you a God-fearing man, Mr. Hussain Biyari? I would love to do business with you but I would feel uncomfortable doing business with a man that had not taken our Lord Jesus Christ into his heart. Please tell me as soon as possible that you are an honest Christian man and we can get down to business.
Once the matter of your faith has been cleared up, I strongly feel I can trust you in this endeavor. A 50/50% split sounds fair for all parties, especially when the plan is 100% risk-free. However, I repeat, REPEAT! If you are NOT a Christian, God-fearing man, I cannot do business with you. I need to know that I am working with someone that would love his fellow man the way he does his own wife and family dog. (You don't eat them, right? I like lots of ethnic foods, like burritos and egg rolls, but I draw the line at dogs. Except maybe wolf meat.)
Please forward me all information on this transaction and the requirements you will have of me. Also, please assure me of your faith, as it is vital to our working together.
Together in Christ the Lord,
Dennis Reynolds
I see you are a financial director. Are you the "Steven Spielberg" of the Malaysian investment bank industry? Sorry, that was a bad joke. Have you ever seen a Steven Spielberg movie? I personally like Raiders of the Lost Ark, though that might have been directed by George Lucas. Did you ever see that? Remember when the faces melted off? That was terrifying when I was a child. That movie also had Nazis, though please don't forget Germany is now our friends. I think America and Malaysia are friends too, but I'll have to check Wikipedia.
I am so excited to do business with you. As I may have said before, I had a dream about Malaysia last night. The dream didn't have such a lucrative investment opportunity in it, but I still will take it as a sign from Almighty God. Are you a God-fearing man, Mr. Hussain Biyari? I would love to do business with you but I would feel uncomfortable doing business with a man that had not taken our Lord Jesus Christ into his heart. Please tell me as soon as possible that you are an honest Christian man and we can get down to business.
Once the matter of your faith has been cleared up, I strongly feel I can trust you in this endeavor. A 50/50% split sounds fair for all parties, especially when the plan is 100% risk-free. However, I repeat, REPEAT! If you are NOT a Christian, God-fearing man, I cannot do business with you. I need to know that I am working with someone that would love his fellow man the way he does his own wife and family dog. (You don't eat them, right? I like lots of ethnic foods, like burritos and egg rolls, but I draw the line at dogs. Except maybe wolf meat.)
Please forward me all information on this transaction and the requirements you will have of me. Also, please assure me of your faith, as it is vital to our working together.
Together in Christ the Lord,
Dennis Reynolds
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